{"id":1007,"date":"2024-05-25T00:20:03","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T00:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2024-05-25T00:20:03","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T00:20:03","slug":"lazy-husband-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/lazy-husband-funny-story\/","title":{"rendered":"LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Husband: do I look like a gardener?\n\n\n\n</p><p>Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..\n\n\n\n</p><p>Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!\n\n\n\n</p><p>Wife: no its not me.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Husband: who then!\n\n\n\n</p><p>Wife: our neighbor\n\n\n\n</p><p>Husband: you paid him how much?\n\n\n\n</p><p>Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><div class='\"mh-excerpt\"'><p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the <a class='\"mh-excerpt-more\"' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/legendhorizon.com%5C/lazy-husband-funny-story%5C/%5C%22" title='\"LAZY' husband story>[&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1008,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legendhorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</a></p></div>