A man driving past a farm accidentally runs over a rooster. Feeling guilty, he picks it up and goes to the farmhouse. He tells the farmer, \u201cI\u2019m afraid I\u2019ve run over your rooster. I really do apologize, and I\u2019m more than happy to replace him.\u201d The farmer replies, \u201cWell, if you really want to go around back and mate with the hens, be my guest, but I\u2019d rather you just pay for a new rooster.\u201d\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, a farmer with 200 hens but no rooster needs chicks, so he asks a neighboring farmer if he has a rooster for sale. The neighbor offers Randy, a highly effective rooster. \u201cYeah, I\u2019ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He\u2019ll service every chicken you got, no problem,\u201d he says. Although Randy is expensive, the farmer buys him.\n\n\n\n
The farmer brings Randy home and advises him to pace himself. Randy seems to understand but immediately starts servicing every hen in the henhouse, shocking the farmer. Later, Randy moves on to the ducks, then the geese by the lake, and by sunset, he\u2019s chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer worries Randy won\u2019t last 24 hours.\n\n\n\n
The next morning, the farmer finds Randy dead in the yard with buzzards circling. Saddened, he says, \u201cOh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. Now look what you\u2019ve done to yourself.\u201d Randy opens one eye, nods towards the buzzards, and says, \u201cShhh. They\u2019re getting closer.\u201d What a joker!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"